Evil made a mother-in-law.
God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a
mother-in-law.
I have lots of jokes in my
inbox
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It
will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1
joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”
Difference b/w secretary &
private secretary
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING
SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
A sinking ship & life guard
jacket
A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest
comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone
else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.
Santa’s sexy wife
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does
your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5′7″, 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair,
sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
Theif entered kitchen
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I
made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Terror joke, amplifier and
tsunami
TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the
sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves
into bigger wave.
